Wednesday, January 29, 2014

McNamara e Lusófona na Nazaré

O surfista Garrett McNamara já chegou à Nazaré e diz que as ondas estão maiores do que nunca. A Comissão de Praxes da Lusófona já arrendou casa para o próximo fim de semana.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Hello ladies 1x05

- That's why I'm leaving. The only hot girls already left.
- I'm sorry if we're not all blonde bimbos with fake tits.
- It's sweet of you say it, but it's not your fault.
- I was being sarcastic.


as praxes e os memes




Saturday, January 25, 2014

canção do caloiro

Pelos vistos, e segundo verificado no documentário Praxis (2011), a canção do caloiro de Direito é:

Direito ó Direito
Orgulho-me tanto de ti
Chupando ou chumbando
Gosto tanto de ti

Sunday, January 19, 2014

frozen bullying

Abordagem sumária ao tema do bullying no filme Frozen da Disney e em como a atitude parental visada foi contrária ao desenvolvimento sadio da criança em causa: http://axasteoque.blogspot.pt/2014/01/frozen-o-reino-do-gelo-de-chris-buck-e.html


Significado de Shipper

To ship something means a person wants two characters to get together and/or shows support for two characters already together. The term "ship" came from the X-Files fandom, when fanfics were written about Mulder and Scully. The fans then called themselves shippers. It quickly spread and is now the title a person gives themself if they believe two charcters should or will be together (The characters can be from anything: Books, Movies, Television, Video Games, and even Actors/Actresses). It is not limited to the couple actually happening, a person can ship something just because they enjoy the possibility of them getting together or even just because they think they would look good together.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shipper

O mistério da Regra dos 30 Minutos

Como é que é possível que este post, de um blog fechado, tenha tantas partilhas no Google +?

A 22 de Dezembro de 2013, tinha 91.999 partilhas


A 18 de Janeiro de 2014, tem 120.727 partilhas




Thursday, January 16, 2014

Sarah Silverman e Whitney Cummings

Só de pensar que, em 2007, tive uma violenta paixão pela Sarah Silverman, chegando ao ponto de achar que, se ela realmente existisse, seria a mulher perfeita. Mas foi sol de pouca dura, porque, numa semana, tivesse acesso a todos os seus specials da Comedy Central e ao resto das duas temporadas do Sarah Silverman Program (onde começou a paixão) e o stand up God is Magic foi tão penoso de assistir que, desde então, passaram a existir duas Sarah Silverman para mim. A verdadeira e aquela que eu queria que ela fosse: engraçada. Hoje dei-lhe mais uma oportunidade com o special para a HBO  We Are Miracles e a desilusão mantém-se.



Em 2012 foi a Whitney Cummings.

Norse Rush With Nurse


Norse = Norse God Thor
Rush = filme de 2013 de onde a cena é retirada
Nurse = à frente dele

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

RoboCop por Analfabetos da ZON

Triste sina a destes estagiários sem remuneração, que se vingam da sua condição de precários com textos revoltados como este: as ruas de Lisboa são um caos de criminosos no Natal, há polícias impotentes (quando o viagra já tem genérico), uma crise sem fim mas que só tem três políticos corruptos, o combate a todo o crime (porque só combate ao crime não chega), Inspector Max sem parte animal (então, é só máquina?)


Monday, January 13, 2014

BARMAN

BARMAN

Vigilante de dia, empregado de bar à noite

Saturday, January 11, 2014

25 Things You Didn’t Know About Fight Club

1. At the beginning of the movie, after the traditional copyright warning, there is a second warning that flashes for a second.

At the beginning of the movie, after the traditional copyright warning, there is a second warning that flashes for a second.
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2. Director David Fincher has claimed in interviews that there is at least one Starbucks cup visible in every scene in the movie.

Director David Fincher has claimed in interviews that there is at least one Starbucks cup visible in every scene in the movie.

3. Tyler Durden flashes on screen four times before we actually meet him as a character.

 

4. And, in an early scene of the narrator, there is an ad for Bridgeworth Suites playing on a TV in front of him…

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

…Featuring Brad Pitt.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

5. The breath in the cave scene is actually Leonardo Di Caprio’s breath from Titanic, composited into the shot.

 

6. Brad Pitt didn’t want his parents to watch the movie but they insisted. They changed their minds when they saw this scene:

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

7. Before shooting, Brad Pitt and Edward Norton actually took boxing and soap-making classes.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

8. And, according to IMDB, Brad Pitt actually went to a dentist to have his front tooth chipped for the role.

 

9. 5’2” Helena Bonham Carter wore huge platform shoes to be closer in height to 5’11” Brad Pitt and 6’0” Edward Norton.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

10. And she insisted that her make-up artist do all her make-up left-handed, because she thought the character of Marla wouldn’t care about, or be good at, that kind of thing.

 

11. During this scene, when a Fight Club member sprays a priest, the camera shakes slightly because the cameraman couldn’t keep from laughing.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

12. Before deciding on Brad Pitt, the producers initially wanted Russell Crowe to play Tyler Durden.

Before deciding on Brad Pitt, the producers initially wanted Russell Crowe to play Tyler Durden.

13. And both Sean Penn and Matt Damon were considered for the role of the narrator, which Edward Norton eventually played.

 

14. Reese Witherspoon and Sarah Michelle Gellar were both offered Helena Bonham Carter’s role of Marla Singer.

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Witherspoon turned it down because it was “too dark,” and Gellar’s contract with Buffy didn’t let her accept the role.

And Courtney Love and Winona Ryder were also considered for the role.

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Valerie Macon
 

15. The font used for the title and credits is called “Fight This.”

The font used for the title and credits is called "Fight This."

16. When the narrator is sitting at work writing haikus, the names on the document on his screen are of the film’s Production Assistants and crew members.

When the narrator is sitting at work writing haikus, the names on the document on his screen are of the film's Production Assistants and crew members.
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17. Brad Pitt and Helena Bonham Carter spent three days recording orgasm-sounds for their unseen sex scenes.

18. This line of pillow talk was originally supposed to be “I want to have your abortion” but Laura Ziskin, a producer at Fox 2000, found that too offensive.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"
The director agreed to change the line, on the condition that the new line wouldn’t be up for negotiation. When Ziskin saw the new line (“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school”) she found it to be even more offensive, but couldn’t do anything about it because of their agreement.

19. In the scene where the narrator first punches Tyler Durden, Edward Norton was supposed to fake-hit Brad Pitt…

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

But at the last minute, director David Fincher told Edward Norton to actually punch Brad Pitt. Pitt’s wince of pain is real, and you can see Norton laughing about it.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"

20. Marla Singer’s phone number is the same as Teddy’s number in the movie “Memento.”

 
It is also the same as the Hong Kong Restaurant’s phone number in “Harriet The Spy,” Eddie Alden’s phone number in the movie “Someone Like You,” and the number for a mental institution in an episode of the show “Millennium.”

21. While filming this scene, Edward Norton was actually completely nude from the waist down.

While filming this scene, Edward Norton was actually completely nude from the waist down.
On the DVD commentary, he tells director Fincher this and then jokes, “Did you notice I never had to go to the bathroom that day?”

22. To look convincingly like sagging flesh, Bob’s fat-suit was filled with birdseed. It weighed more than 100 pounds.

 

23. When Tyler is giving a speech to the Fight Club, he looks directly at Jared Leto’s character when he mentions rockstars.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"
The year before the film’s release, Jared Leto formed the now platinum-selling band “30 Seconds To Mars.”

24. The movie contains several subtle hints about the special “relationship” between Tyler Durden and the narrator.

The movie contains several subtle hints about the special "relationship" between Tyler Durden and the narrator.
For instance, when they both get on a bus together, the narrator only pays the fare for one person. Later in the movie, when they are together in a car that Tyler is driving, the narrator also gets out on the driver’s side.

25. And, finally, in the last scene of the film, there is a single frame flash of male genitalia, just like Tyler Durden would insert into films at his projectionist job.

25 Things You Didn't Know About The Movie "Fight Club"