Citação: Emily Galati

People say: «Stay a virgin, you'll never get pregnant.» That is innacurate, isn't it, christians?

Citação: Brad Wenzel

My hometown theatre plays double features, but they only have one line to advertise. One day I thought I was gonna watch Gremlins Fight Club. I would love to watch something like that. Man, that movie would have so many rules.

CITAÇÃO: Timothy Olyphant

"The problem with having a third child is you still have the two."

Timothy Olyphant

Citação: Matthew Broussard piada

"Calling the vulva vagina is like calling your face your throat."

Matthew Broussard