Jason Stackhouse: Why ain't you never liked me, Andy? Was it because of how much pussy I get?
Detective Andy Bellefleur: No.
Jason Stackhouse: 'Cause I ain't never taken any pussy away from you. There is more than enough pussy to go around.
Detective Andy Bellefleur: It ain't about pussy! I just think you've had everything too easy.
Jason Stackhouse: What have I ever had that was easy?
Detective Andy Bellefleur: You were all-state quarter back.
Jason Stackhouse: You think that was easy? I'm startin' to have knee issues and I ain't even thirty yet. What else?
Detective Andy Bellefleur: Well yeah, women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything.
Jason Stackhouse: Yeah well, actually I do. I work out like a mother-fucker and I watch a lotta porn to learn stuff.
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